brynndragon: (Thulsa Doom)
I want all of the kindly visitors to the glorious nation of Brynnistan to know that your benevolent dictator will not click-post any comments I make in your journals to any social media (although I may make a non-linked cut-n-paste copy if I think I am being excessively clever). To ensure that this course of action will be followed at all times I have taken the liberty of installing on my computers this Greasemonkey script which causes those annoying click-boxes to disappear entirely from my view. I would appreciate if you could extend to me the same courtesy (the script is optional, of course, but highly recommended). There will, of course, be terrible haiku in store for those who fail to follow this request. Thank you for your attention.

(note: I am not planning on even filling in the fields for my facebook or non-existant twitter account in my LJ account, because it is clear they can not be trusted with such information; similarly there is no link from Facebook back to this LJ. I would also appreciate your assistance in maintaining this separation of Facebook and LJ. Thank you.)

ETA: If this seems too extreme a position from your benevolent dictator, I kindly point you to this post regarding the problems with linking comments back to their original post even if others can't access said post (as vs. the ever tasty copy-pasta with no linking).

ETA2: Your immeasurably magnificent Benevolent Dictator has made it so people viewing posts not in format=light or style=mine will not have to be concerned about those bothersome clicky-boxes any more, thusly! Let there be rejoicing!
brynndragon: (Thulsa Doom)
I want all of the kindly visitors to the glorious nation of Brynnistan to know that your benevolent dictator will not click-post any comments I make in your journals to any social media (although I may make a non-linked cut-n-paste copy if I think I am being excessively clever). To ensure that this course of action will be followed at all times I have taken the liberty of installing on my computers this Greasemonkey script which causes those annoying click-boxes to disappear entirely from my view. I would appreciate if you could extend to me the same courtesy (the script is optional, of course, but highly recommended). There will, of course, be terrible haiku in store for those who fail to follow this request. Thank you for your attention.

(note: I am not planning on even filling in the fields for my facebook or non-existant twitter account in my LJ account, because it is clear they can not be trusted with such information; similarly there is no link from Facebook back to this LJ. I would also appreciate your assistance in maintaining this separation of Facebook and LJ. Thank you.)

ETA: If this seems too extreme a position from your benevolent dictator, I kindly point you to this post regarding the problems with linking comments back to their original post even if others can't access said post (as vs. the ever tasty copy-pasta with no linking).

ETA2: Your immeasurably magnificent Benevolent Dictator has made it so people viewing posts not in format=light or style=mine will not have to be concerned about those bothersome clicky-boxes any more, thusly! Let there be rejoicing!
brynndragon: (Thulsa Doom)
I see that we have someone who wishes to join the glorious nation of Brynnistan. As the most gracious and benevolent ruler of Brynnistan I bid you welcome, [livejournal.com profile] guitar_dan. In order that your stay be as pleasant as possible, it is vitally important to that you understand the law by which all those in Brynnistan must abide. The law is as follows: Do not annoy the most gracious and benevolent ruler. If the ruler is feeling especially benevolent, she will grant you a single stay of execution for breaking this most cherished law and simply inform you as to your grave error. But if a second transgression occurs or the ruler is in a foul mood (particularly if that foul mood is induced by you) you will be banished from Brynnistan and a poorly-written haiku will be created to your everlasting shame. If you do not know whether or not something will annoy the gracious and benevolent ruler, you are advised to lurk moar, as the lolcats say (lolcats are a protected species in Brynnistan). Saying nothing will never result in being banished, after all.
brynndragon: (Thulsa Doom)
I see that we have someone who wishes to join the glorious nation of Brynnistan. As the most gracious and benevolent ruler of Brynnistan I bid you welcome, [livejournal.com profile] guitar_dan. In order that your stay be as pleasant as possible, it is vitally important to that you understand the law by which all those in Brynnistan must abide. The law is as follows: Do not annoy the most gracious and benevolent ruler. If the ruler is feeling especially benevolent, she will grant you a single stay of execution for breaking this most cherished law and simply inform you as to your grave error. But if a second transgression occurs or the ruler is in a foul mood (particularly if that foul mood is induced by you) you will be banished from Brynnistan and a poorly-written haiku will be created to your everlasting shame. If you do not know whether or not something will annoy the gracious and benevolent ruler, you are advised to lurk moar, as the lolcats say (lolcats are a protected species in Brynnistan). Saying nothing will never result in being banished, after all.
brynndragon: (Thulsa Doom)
As the glorious leader of Brynnistan it is my duty to inform you that today is National Closet Comes Out of You Day. Those of you who are in a place where the wonder of Brynnistan's Freedom of Sexual Choice Act[1] is by a dream, my heart goes out to you. Unlike Iran, we most assuredly have gay people in Brynnistan, as well as heterosexual people, bisexual people such as the glorious leader herself, and people who like to make fun of our little sexual pigeon-holes. It is traditional in Brynnistan to celebrate this holiday by getting rid of all the cruft that has accumulated in our closet since last Closet Coming Out of You Day and swapping summer clothes for winter ones. When the cruft is tossed, the traditional cry of "Out of myself!" is uttered. This demonstrates the freedom we have to pick and choose what is in the closets of Brynnistan, rather than being forced to place your sexuality in there (where it so readily absorbs the odor of mothballs). May those who exist in places less free soon join our annual ritual of cleaning closets on this day, an act both symbolic and practical!

[1] Whereby being monosexual of either variety is expressly *not* grounds for either banning or banning-and-haiku (the great Tools of Discipline that create peace and order in this glorious nation), even though I am biseuxal myself. Such is my great magnanimity.
brynndragon: (Thulsa Doom)
As the glorious leader of Brynnistan it is my duty to inform you that today is National Closet Comes Out of You Day. Those of you who are in a place where the wonder of Brynnistan's Freedom of Sexual Choice Act[1] is by a dream, my heart goes out to you. Unlike Iran, we most assuredly have gay people in Brynnistan, as well as heterosexual people, bisexual people such as the glorious leader herself, and people who like to make fun of our little sexual pigeon-holes. It is traditional in Brynnistan to celebrate this holiday by getting rid of all the cruft that has accumulated in our closet since last Closet Coming Out of You Day and swapping summer clothes for winter ones. When the cruft is tossed, the traditional cry of "Out of myself!" is uttered. This demonstrates the freedom we have to pick and choose what is in the closets of Brynnistan, rather than being forced to place your sexuality in there (where it so readily absorbs the odor of mothballs). May those who exist in places less free soon join our annual ritual of cleaning closets on this day, an act both symbolic and practical!

[1] Whereby being monosexual of either variety is expressly *not* grounds for either banning or banning-and-haiku (the great Tools of Discipline that create peace and order in this glorious nation), even though I am biseuxal myself. Such is my great magnanimity.
brynndragon: (Thulsa Doom)
Brynnistan is not a free-speech zone. In Brynnistan, if you make a comment I deem pointlessly insulting or potentially damaging to myself or to another, it will be deleted. Hell, even if it's a pointful insult I'm likely to delete it. If you want a place where you can say whatever you want without someone deleting it and even make your own seemingly arbitrary decisions about content, go here. That is all.

(inspired by a reminder of the event that caused my favorite blogger to quit blogging forever, not by anything that has happened in Brynnistan)
brynndragon: (Thulsa Doom)
Brynnistan is not a free-speech zone. In Brynnistan, if you make a comment I deem pointlessly insulting or potentially damaging to myself or to another, it will be deleted. Hell, even if it's a pointful insult I'm likely to delete it. If you want a place where you can say whatever you want without someone deleting it and even make your own seemingly arbitrary decisions about content, go here. That is all.

(inspired by a reminder of the event that caused my favorite blogger to quit blogging forever, not by anything that has happened in Brynnistan)

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