An Annoucement from the Great and Glorious Leader of Brynnistan

[brynndragon]

You are all honored guests in the great and glorious land of Brynnistan. So honored that you are free to leave at any time. You need not even tell me that you are leaving - my spies beloved citizens will inform me of this without any effort on your part. So if you feel that I am not running the great and glorious land of Brynnistan in a proper fashion, you know where the great and glorious door is. All I ask of my honored guests is that you not waste my time with threats of leaving, as my benevolent dictator's plate is rather too full right now to be wasting time on the complaints of honored guests who do not appreciate my benevolence. If you ignore this request, the usual punishment of dishonor by poorly written haiku will be met on your person. You're welcome, honored guests.

Comments

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

Was last night that bad?

[spiritseeker.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

Sadly, V and I will have to be hermits out in the Wastes of Brynnistan. V has been the happy achronal baby up until Sunday, when she suddenly needed to be in bed by 8. And woe betide the parent who risks her (high-volumed) displeasure. For lo, there shall be screaming for hours.

And this is why parents are, as a rule, uncool. We have all the cool beaten out of us by our children.

Signed,

The sad, mad hermit of Brynnistan.

[swashbucklr]

Ming agrees.

[maru-mari.livejournal.com]

this was a musing.

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

That's the last straw! I am staying, dammit, until I feel unwelcome here!

The nerve of some people, defining social rules for their spaces.