Maybe I'll call it "The Jew Who Saved the World - Again"

One of these days I need to write a story about how Harold Camping and his crew were going to bring about the end-times: his years of effort have paid off and he's discovered another Lamed-Vavnik to assassinate. He had tried this before, back in 1994. This time, he was sure to succeed and bring about the Rapture he had dedicated his life to seeing - if he fails this time he will not live long enough to find another. But Rabbi Longman has discovered the plot. The only catch: no one knows who the Lamed Vavniks are. And the good Rebbe is running out of time.

I totally have no idea how to write this kind of story - it's not the kind I normally read. But there needs to be more stories about the Lamed Vavniks ;).