Morons in personal journals get haiku, morons in communities get filk

[brynndragon]

I was posting on davis_square so I could get high
An undercover cop replied to "help me get high"
Now I'm the laughingstock of LJ and I know why, yea yea
Because I'm confined, because I'm confined, because I'm confined
La-di-dat-dat-dat-dat

(apologies to Afroman)