Sometimes it's pretty good in here

[brynndragon]

So, every single thing I have cooked in the microwave today has boiled over, from the chicken pot pie to the green beans. Were my brain cranky it would do something like fume and bitch about this state of affairs and worry about unfortunate rearrangements of proteins and other biochemicals that can occur at high temperatures and such (I just can't do the whole "microwaves are unnatural and do terrible things to food!" thing, thankfully). But apparently my brain is a good mood - instead it shows me a music video of my microwave oven singing "I'm too sexy for your food", which is frickin' hilarious. All I can say is you guys are so lucky I have no vidding skills ;).

Comments

[watercolorblue.livejournal.com]

I'm...too sexy fo yo food...too sexy fo yo food...no way I'll let you heat me!!!
I'm a micro,
you know what I mean,
and I do my little turn
on that dish thing

Ok, it's not good, but it's the best thing I could thing of off the top of my head and I just couldn't leave it alone. :) *ducks*

[londo.livejournal.com]

I feel so betrayed by your microwave.

I thought surely that it was a prelude to Skynet.

[zandperl.livejournal.com]

I just can't do the whole "microwaves are unnatural and do terrible things to food!" thing, thankfully

Yes, I for one, am thankful. It means I don't have to do the "microwaves are continually bombarding you from the Sun and the whole universe, not to mention your cellphone next to your ear" thing, thankfully. ;)

[benndragon.livejournal.com]

I am also thankful, because it means I don't have to do the "after the bullshit that happened when I decided to go into acupuncture my tolerance for being told I'm not being logical enough is nil, stop it before you get the boot" thing. (I could have gone into great detail about why aiming enough microwaves directly at food to cause water to microboil is considered by some to be a bad thing when general background radiation wouldn't be, but people who think they're being logical tend not to listen to people they think are not being logical no matter how evidence-based or logical their argument is)

[white-and-nrdy.livejournal.com]

Strange emanations from your brain of this nature are part of your charm. :D