Bad Haikus Upon Request

[brynndragon]

At something vaguely akin to a request I'm presenting Brynn's Bad Haiku Service. Reply in a comment with a subject (not a person, unless they're a celebrity or have immunity:haiku) and I will dishonor them with my awful inability to write a decent haiku. The haiku itself might not be negative - it is simply the nature of how horrid my haiku are that will serve to remove honor :).