Morons in personal journals get haiku, morons in communities get filk

[brynndragon]

I was posting on davis_square so I could get high
An undercover cop replied to "help me get high"
Now I'm the laughingstock of LJ and I know why, yea yea
Because I'm confined, because I'm confined, because I'm confined
La-di-dat-dat-dat-dat

(apologies to Afroman)

Comments

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

so post this in _b0st0n_snark, already!

[benndragon.livejournal.com]

I thought that was b0st0n-specific?

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

hardly. although also there's apparently a davis_snark, which I don't read.

[benndragon.livejournal.com]

Yay! Someone already posted about it there, so I added this as a comment :).

[glenmarshall.livejournal.com]

I couldn't Get High
by Ken Weaver (of The Fugs)

I went to this party
The other night
Said iIwant to feel
What my brain had felt like
I grabbed my bottle
And I start drinkin' wine
I thought pretty soon
That I would be
Feelin' fine
But no I couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I
Dont know why

I threw down the bottle
And then I whipped out my pipe
Stuffed it full of grass
And then I gave that shit a light
I huffed and I puffed
I smoked and I choked
I smoked for so long
Until my heart was nearly broke
Because I couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I
Couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I
Try I tried

I threw down the pipe
Just as pissed as I could be
Gobbled down a mound of some
LSD
I waited and I waited
For my body to sing
I waited I waited
But not a fucking thing
Because I couldn't get high
Oh no
And then I
Couldn't get high
Oh no
Lord I
Dont know why

Off topic

[c1.livejournal.com]

I think I taught CPR at your acupuncture school today-- if you're taking the class tomorrow, I'll be teaching that one, too.

Re: Off topic

[benndragon.livejournal.com]

Yay! That makes getting up at what would have been 7AM way more pleasant :).

[catling.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO.... thank you for making my morning.

[c1.livejournal.com]

*snerk*